Free Katie Holmes

http://www.cafepress.com/mccam/628896

Tuesday, May 31

Continuing the Memorial Day theme, today my penis will be called Seaman Carrier.

Most Incredible Video/Song

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=6570

Monday, May 30

In honor of Memorial Day, today my penis will be called My Army of One.

Sunday, May 29

Today, my penis shall be called Big Bubba.

He can guess what you're thinking

http://sithsense.com/flash.htm

Dictator or Sitcom Character?

http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html

I have used these lines

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/lists/27MarkVanderhoff.html

Saturday, May 28

Today, my penis shall be called Bonificent.

Brain Freeze

Click on the title "Brain Freeze" above. Just because.

Friday, May 27

In honor of Kelley's last day at Chicago's NMH, today my penis shall be called Wacker.

Thurs, May 26

Today, my penis shall be called "Rochester."

Wed, May 25

Wed, May 25: My penis shall be named Mr. Belvedere, until further notice.

ATTENTION: From 4:30 EDT until 9:30 EDT my penis shall be named "Chimichanga."
After 9:30, it will revert to Mr. Belvedere.

My left testicle will answer to Jupiter and my right to Neptune.
Uranus is, of course, welcome.