Global warming

In this insane heat, people can't put on a lot of clothes. I do love summer.

This looks SO much like my own wedding photos

At least THESE guys have done something with their lives

Watch THIS and please explain the Japanese to me

Jessica reacts to seeing Dr. McPenis

Just the combination of horror and excitement we're known to elicit.

How to be a butt double

I want warm vellum.

Penis Name of the Month

Gigantor had an incredible weekend. So much so, he may need a rest. Since it makes no sense to rest him, I'll rest his name for awhile. His new name: Dr. McPenis.

Christina

Don't you just love the look of that one guy?

Tara Reid offers her implants a drink

I've heard she's self-centered, but I think this is kind of sweet.

This is so fantastic, even the tree has a boner

Jessica

What is Lindsay looking for?

Now THIS is painful

Yeah Yeah Yeah

For all our sakes...

"Wear nice pants" - police tell women drinkers

LONDON (Reuters) - Women going on boozy nights out have been warned by police to "wear nice pants" in case they fall down drunk in the street.

A Suffolk police safety campaign magazine shows pictures of young women slumped on the ground next to messages urging them: "If you've got it, don't flaunt it."

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or dress may ride up," the magazine says. "You could show off more than you intended -- for all our sakes, please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that you've recently had a wax."

"We need to raise their awareness of potential problems," said Chief Superintendent David McDonnell. "They become more vulnerable whilst under the influence of alcohol."

Boost 'Em Like Beckham

Victoria Beckham

And SHE laughed at the Fire Crotch?

That's hot?

I think all Parisians, and all stockholders in Hilton hotels, should sue this beast for ruining what is evoked from the words Paris and Hilton.

Oedipus Wrecks

What does having a mom walking around looking like this in front of him do to a boy's future? Discuss...

Lindsey Attacks

In the top pic, Lindsey Lohan thrusts her renewed breasts at her coke supplier, who suffers a brain aneurysm. In the bottom, she jets jiggy in celebration as a third person calls 911.

Ahh, the joys of summer

Jessica Biel is living right. As for me, I can't remember the last time I was this content. Plus, I'm pretty sure she can throw a football better than me.

Happy Fourth

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HERE is all Winona news, all the time...

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You know you've been asking for it