Caption contest of the week

Who IS she?

she ain't no Kelly Brook. or the myspace classic below.

Another MySpace Classis HERE

Handyman could use a helping hand

PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman from North Providence who won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a malfunctioning penile implant may not get the money after a judge dismissed his claim...

The implant has caused Lennon to have an erection for 10 years.

The medical device maker's insurance company, National Union Fire Insurance Company, argued that since the device's now-defunct manufacturer, Dacomed Corp., can't be held liable for the device, it can't, either....
Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.
But Lennon, 68, said he can't position his penis downward because the device is faulty, causing him pain and embarrassment.

"I'm suffering with it right now," he told The Providence Journal during a recent interview. "It never stops. It's like a constant headache."

[Kelly Brook photo is here just so I can empathize with him more.]

In honor of fashion week

An interesting bikini design. Because I'm all about fashion.

Now THIS also is how to do Myspace

Be sure to look at his pics, too.

Now THIS is how to do MySpace

Jessica Biel continues her quest to distract me

Now THIS is love

There's something about Jessica's bag I really like

I'm becoming quite the fashion expert, noticing these kinds of accessories. Don't you think?

Well Ma'am, so do you

David Hasselhoff has claimed the late Princess Diana wanted to bed him. The former 'Baywatch' star boasted last night (09.12.06) that the princess was "smitten" with him and "sparks" flew between them when they met in 1993.

Hasselhoff, 54, recently divorced his wife Pamela Bach, 43, and insists that he and Princess Diana, who tragically died in a 1997 Paris car crash, would have slept together "if circumstances had been different".

The actor claims when the pair met at a charity event in London, Diana, who was married to Prince Charles at the time, joked to him: "You look much better with your clothes on" to which Hasselhoff replied: "Well Ma'am, so do you." [NOTE: THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE FUCKING SENSE!]

"She was smitten with me since I was so tall. I was smitten with her since she was so tall. But she was married and so was I. I probably would have gone after her if circumstances had been different. In the end, I just wanted to be a friend and to hang out with her."

She SO needs an intervention

Seriously, wtf? I hope this was a photoshop job. For her sake and for the sake of the leather seats. But I don't think so.

Do you women go around like this more than I realized?

People Got to be Free

Yet more evidence that Lindsay isn't shy about letting it all out there. And she's saving money on underwear. A true role model.

Ben Affleck is all class HERE

From a couple of years ago. Providing more evidence that he and Damon had ghostwriters for Good Will Hunting. And that he's a typical Red Sox fan.
[The picture here has nothing to do with the story. It's just much more palatable.]

Firecrotch?

Oh, Lindsay. Really now.