The Office quote of the year

from Dwight: "Have you ever pooped [pause...] a balloon?"

Caption of the week?

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Jessica Alba is no Tara Reid

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And in only this way, that's a bit sad.

Penis Name of the Week

Hubbard.

How could such a genius plot work only a few times?

http://www.local10.com/news/8830685/detail.html

Are you bootylicious?

Keyra
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Try the formula on this site:

http://channels.netscape.com/celebrity/package.jsp?floc=ns-tos-toda-h-01&name=fte/booty/booty

Keep Katie Quiet

http://www.break.com/index/xenu.html

Scarlett drowning her boyfriend

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Crazy delicious

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Parade.com ran a survey recently to ask readers if they thought Tom Cruise was responsible for his public relations freefall or if his unstable behavior was all a creation of the media. 84 percent of respondents blamed the media, a result Parade found suspicious to say the least. A spokesman said:
"We at Parade found this a little bit fishy, so we did some investigating. We found out more than 14,000 (of the 18,000-plus votes) that came in were cast from only 10 computers! One computer was responsible for nearly 8,400 votes alone, all blaming the media for Tom's troubles. We also discovered that at least two other machines were the sources of inordinate numbers of votes. It seems these folks (whoever they may be) resorted to extraordinary measures to try to portray Tom in a positive light for the Parade.com survey."

Also, in an interview with GQ, Cruise said:
"I'm gonna eat the placenta, too. I thought that would be good. Very nutritious. I'm going to eat the cord and the placenta right there."

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The pic of Gisele Bundchen represents another celebrity who demonstrates some self-centeredness. But in her case, for good reason.

Penis Name of the Week

(in honor of the time of year, and the Paltrow-Coldplay seed):

Moses

Why? Why?

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And, did I happen to ask, "Why?"

Peek-a-booby

http://www.peekabooby.ca/

More K-Fed brilliance

""You got little dawg, a cake with no icing, K Federline, I snap like Mike Tyson."

Elisha Cuthbert's cutting-edge fashion

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Sweet, right?

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Realty Bites

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Lindsay Lohan at Kids' Choice Awards

Lindsay Lohan at Kids' Choice
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Nothing says "classy" like showing your ass to a bunch of pre-teens!