Wed, May 25

Wed, May 25: My penis shall be named Mr. Belvedere, until further notice.

ATTENTION: From 4:30 EDT until 9:30 EDT my penis shall be named "Chimichanga."
After 9:30, it will revert to Mr. Belvedere.

My left testicle will answer to Jupiter and my right to Neptune.
Uranus is, of course, welcome.