Now THIS link is just too much

(Speaking of too much, this pic has nothing to do with the above link, except in its over the top nature and magnitude.)

Oscars

Other than the obvious excitement of seeing who would win the much-coveted Sound Mixing and Makeup Awards, the show was so boring that even seeing Jessica Biel's side-boobage kept me aroused for only an hour and a half.

I may have to start watching the Tyra Banks show

I realize now that I should be a talk show host. I have the right skills set.

Working a cramp out of the midget (HERE...)

I never realized Britney was a white supremacist

I assume that if she grows her hair back, it will naturally take the form of a mullet.

Body Paint

I can't decide if this is creepy and awesome, or just awesome.