Now THIS will be a page turner

(And so would a book that has this on the cover, should Salma choose to hire a ghost rider. [Call me.])

Caption contest of the week, 2

(Jessica Biel, still at the beach.)

Caption contest of the week...

(Jessica Biel and Diddy.)

Now THIS is how to drive

Katherine Heigl represents, HERE

After this interview, Katherine Heigl is my new favorite person.

Paula drunken interview AGAIN here

[Pic of Rose McGowan on the red carpet is simply a different public spectacle.]

This is the greatest moment in this kid's life

And I don't mean until now. I mean until he dies.

Jessica Biel & Derek Jeter

If these two had a kid, it would rival Angelina & Brad's for genetic superiority. The Brangelina spawn would no doubt be prettier, but the Beiter kid would be pretty impressive, and its ass would no doubt have superpowers.