Need to be hassled about something?
http://www.hassleme.co.uk/
http://www.atarimagazines.com/compute/issue113/p20_21st_CENTURY_COMPUTING.php
(which is a redundancy, I know), remind him or her of this video, which is the best thing since William Shatner.
"If Jessica Alba were in a bikini on a beach and grabbing my ass, like she is in these pictures taken last week in Hawaii with her boyfriend Cash Warren, I could walk away, get anally raped by a tiger with AIDS in front of my parents and the girl I had a secret crush on in high school, and it would still be the greatest day of my life."