when no undies is a bad thing

when no undies is a bad thing
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This look might be too trashy even for Britney & Kevin. Might be.

I'd only talk, too. Sure.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/co_ed_prison_cell

A mayor with high standards...

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/hungary_legs_dc

Penis of the Week

This week my penis shall be named Phinnaeus.
Why? I'd rather it be my dick's name than some poor rich kid's.

6th daughter is always ready...

http://www.modestapparelchristianclothinglydiaofpurpledressescustomsewing.com/family_up_date.htm

The Famous Sushi Pants Story

http://tuckermax.com/sushipants.html

Bikini karate: What a concept

Wicked cool, realistic action...

http://www.heavy.com/heavy.php?videoPath=/content/contagious/flash_video/bikinikaratev66

Butt fire

http://www.alldumb.com/item/13046/

Nike and "Big Butts"

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I'm so glad that Nike is trying to make women feel good about their "Big Butts" and "Thunder Thighs". They are a pro-social organization if I ever saw one.

Alba seein' you on the beach...

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Originally uploaded by incident_57.

What is Jessica Alba doing here, exactly?

Jude Nude

Jude Law raw and, apparently, uncut.
I love the debate about whether or not he's small.

http://www.queerclick.com/archive/2005/08/jude_law_nude.html

Pole Dancing

In honor of this story, my penis shall be named Mr. Pole this week.

http://tv.yahoo.com/news/va/20050817/112434047000.html

Penis of the Week

In honor of my Florida vacation, my penis shall be named Mr. Sunshine.

fergie_split

fergie_split
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Black Eyed Pee?

Melinda2

Melinda2
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More Melinda. More reality.

Melinda3

Melinda3
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Melinda from Real World Austin: Ahh, the real,
real world.

Friends and Ex-Lovers

"Aniston also hasn't lost her sense of humor. On Pitt's recently dyed blond hair, she says, 'Billy Idol called he wants his look back.'"

Muffin top

Forget wearing white after Labor Day - there's a new fashion violation in town.
It's called a muffin top: that unsightly roll of flesh that spills over the waist of a pair of too-tight pants, like a muffin bursting out of the pan. And this fashion affliction hits celebrities as much as civilians, according to In Touch magazine's Jarrett Weiselman. "Queen of the muffin top is Courtney Love," he says. "And before she got pregnant, Britney Spears was also guilty."

Jessica signing

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Doesn't she have great hair?

Double D

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Daisy Duke contest. This is a reality show I can get behind. So to speak.