bigger than your average weenie

Captions?

Why don't they have televised debates about this election campaign?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQE1A5xs4U

He is so old, he's back to breastfeeding.

Gisele's shorts, or the existence of the job performed by the guy (sic) with the sweater around his neck?

Spitzer.

Thanks to Heidi, Nina, and Michael, I now know to look for what a dress "pops." I think this one does, don't you?

Keeley and friend...

Eva Mendes and sad-looking guy.

With Hollywood writers striking, picket lines are getting cooler.

She already anticipates the pain of a seatbelt without a tiddy bear to comfort her. She really needs some tiddy for the new year.

Is this a comfy outfit to perform in?

(Adriana Lima)