Frankenposh. I know, I know, Frankenstein was the name of the guy who created the monster, but still. She's hideous. I imagine that she feels like a Barbie. With dangerous nipples.
Ordinarily that would sound exciting. But not in this case.
Oh, dammit, it still does. Damn you, penis. Why do you insist on wanting to lead me to self-destruction? What have I ever done to you? Well, besides that?
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and that's THROUGH a bra! christ, go back to the plastic surgeon and have those things chiseled down a bit.
what is beckham doing with this monster? besides, you know, bending it?
Frankenposh. I know, I know, Frankenstein was the name of the guy who created the monster, but still. She's hideous. I imagine that she feels like a Barbie. With dangerous nipples.
A Barbie with dangerous nipples.
Ordinarily that would sound exciting. But not in this case.
Oh, dammit, it still does. Damn you, penis. Why do you insist on wanting to lead me to self-destruction? What have I ever done to you? Well, besides that?
my cousin used to poke in my barbie's nipples with a pen when we were little. maybe i could get him to help her out.
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