Friends with benefits

15 subtle ways to indicate to me you're interested in being friends with benefits:

1. bend over and show some cleavage for more than a second.
2. say, "you ever hear of the 'friends with benefits' concept? what do you think of it?"
3. say, "are you excited to see me or is that a hummer in your pants?"
4. breathe
5. touch my thigh and say, "ooh, somebody's been working out."
6. don't fall asleep
7. walk around in a man shirt and nothing else
8. say, "damn i could use a good lay."
9. i'm going to bed. feel free to join me.
10. point out that the day of the week ends in a "y"
11. stretch
12. sigh, "i just shaved and feel so smooth i don't know what to do with myself."
13. say, "i'm feeling really content with my life and don't want to be tied down. except, you know, to be tied down."
14. call me sailor.
15. say, "damn, i ran out of lotion."