Penis of the Week

In honor of Jude Law, who was just caught cheating on his fiance by nailing
his kid's nanny(!) -- I guess he has a hard time meeting women outside of his
house -- I'm naming my penis Jude this week.

As in Hey Jude, don't make it bad, take a sad song, and make it better.

Not to mention, "So let it out and let it in, Hey Jude begin, you're waiting
for someone to perform with..."
-- holy shit, maybe McCartney had my penis in mind from the beginning when he
wrote this song!