Why Wasn't My Principal Like This?

(...then again, if he was, I would have been scarred for life. That is, more than I am now.)

Principal Won't Lose Job Over Racy Dance
Fri Jun 24, 4:32 PM ET

SELMA, Ind. - A middle school principal who shocked some parents and community members by what they described as suggestively dancing with male students at a talent show will not be fired, a school official said.

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Some community members said Mehaffey's behavior at the show was inappropriate.

She wore short shorts, had a male student pretending to be a police officer handcuff her and tore the T-shirt off another boy during an encore of the songs "YMCA" and "Macho Man."