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A Powerful Political Endorsement

2008-10-10T09:53:00.001-04:00

Salma Hayek and friends

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Captions?

A real election

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Why don't they have televised debates about this election campaign?

A good cause

2008-08-28T17:25:00.003-04:00

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKQE1A5xs4U

Rod Stewart's second childhood

2008-06-30T16:29:00.004-04:00

He is so old, he's back to breastfeeding.

They're magically delicious

2008-06-05T13:52:00.003-04:00

Which is more intriguing?

2008-04-02T16:22:00.002-04:00

Gisele's shorts, or the existence of the job performed by the guy (sic) with the sweater around his neck?

Penis name of the month

2008-03-19T19:38:00.001-04:00

Spitzer.

What I've learned from Project Runway

2008-02-26T13:09:00.003-05:00

Thanks to Heidi, Nina, and Michael, I now know to look for what a dress "pops." I think this one does, don't you?

Explain, please...

2008-02-08T13:14:00.001-05:00

Keeley and friend...

Paris is always classy

2008-02-08T13:13:00.000-05:00

There are some odd things about this picture

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Eva Mendes and sad-looking guy.

Striking

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With Hollywood writers striking, picket lines are getting cooler.

Kelly Brook is worried

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She already anticipates the pain of a seatbelt without a tiddy bear to comfort her. She really needs some tiddy for the new year.

Rihanna

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Is this a comfy outfit to perform in?

So many ways to describe this

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(Adriana Lima)

Explain this, please

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Never be afraid

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Angelina

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She still is somewhat attractive.

Of course Pauly Shore would get a woman like this

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He's a triple threat -- talented, hot, and the Devil.

Halle continues to do pregnancy well

2007-10-30T10:54:00.000-04:00

Halle Berry is not ugly

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It's a controversial statement, I know. But I'm man enough to make it.

Was there some sort of tournament to determine this?

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Explain all this, please.

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Tasty?

2007-09-25T10:00:00.000-04:00

I don't think teeth should be used.

Jessica has big

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sunglasses.

Still bringing it after all these years.

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It's nice to know the inspirations for many a Mr. Belvedere pleasing session in my teenage years are still worthy many years later. Elle & Cindy.

How rude!

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Is that comfortable?

2007-08-01T09:27:00.001-04:00

Caption contest of the week...

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(Jessica Simpson)

Living la Vida loca

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How exactly does Vida Guerra get her pants to do that?

Addiction

2007-07-25T14:57:00.000-04:00

Even Lindsay's breasts seem to crave Coke. The whole thing is truly sad.

Now THESE are fashionable pants

2007-07-10T12:50:00.000-04:00

(keep the sound off, because it's extremely annoying)

Cover Girl

2007-06-28T16:55:00.000-04:00

Is it really her face that Demi should be using her jacket to cover up here?

T for two

2007-06-21T13:57:00.000-04:00

I knew John Mayer wasn't man enough for this.

Summer Job

2007-06-15T15:21:00.001-04:00

I used to have a job like the one this water-pouring dude has. But then I got fired because of that incident in Trinidad. Or maybe it was Tabago. It's hard to remember. It was all politics, anyway.

Fitting

2007-05-29T10:13:00.001-04:00

I'm no expert (well, actually, I am, but I was trying to be modest), but there seems to be something a bit off about how this fits.

Pocas

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I am so naive

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I don't even know the name of this position, demonstrated here by Vanessa Minillo on Nick Lachey.

My Angel is a Centerfold

2007-05-08T12:50:00.000-04:00

I've oft wondered what a gaggle of 20 "celestial supermodels" would look like, haven't you?

Urgent: Make millions and help Nigerians HERE

2007-04-30T16:10:00.000-04:00

Click on the link and enjoy the madness.

Is this Posh Spice or Scary Spice?

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I don't know why, but she really does something to me

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Halle and her Berrys.

Meet the new Pope

2007-04-02T14:40:00.000-04:00

Now THIS looks like a good movie

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"He said he had a problem" HERE

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and what were the "unique descriptions"?

Rose McGowan makes men giddily happy

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HER boobs are OK

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Why not? Part 2

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Why not?

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Some are upset that Antonella Barba posed like this in and out of a memorial for World War II veterans. But come on, now. What were we fighting for if not the right to pose like this? Read your history books, people.

Why??

2007-03-05T16:47:00.001-05:00

Kirsten Dunst and friendly friend.

Now THIS link is just too much

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(Speaking of too much, this pic has nothing to do with the above link, except in its over the top nature and magnitude.)

Oscars

2007-02-26T13:52:00.000-05:00

Other than the obvious excitement of seeing who would win the much-coveted Sound Mixing and Makeup Awards, the show was so boring that even seeing Jessica Biel's side-boobage kept me aroused for only an hour and a half.

I may have to start watching the Tyra Banks show

2007-02-23T13:54:00.000-05:00

I realize now that I should be a talk show host. I have the right skills set.

Working a cramp out of the midget (HERE...)

2007-02-22T13:08:00.000-05:00

I never realized Britney was a white supremacist

2007-02-21T11:03:00.000-05:00

I assume that if she grows her hair back, it will naturally take the form of a mullet.

Body Paint

2007-02-19T10:42:00.000-05:00

I can't decide if this is creepy and awesome, or just awesome.

Now THIS will be a page turner

2007-01-26T13:41:00.000-05:00

(And so would a book that has this on the cover, should Salma choose to hire a ghost rider. [Call me.])

Caption contest of the week, 2

2007-01-26T13:38:00.000-05:00

(Jessica Biel, still at the beach.)

Caption contest of the week...

2007-01-19T14:00:00.000-05:00

(Jessica Biel and Diddy.)

Now THIS is how to drive

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Katherine Heigl represents, HERE

2007-01-17T13:38:00.000-05:00

After this interview, Katherine Heigl is my new favorite person.

Paula drunken interview AGAIN here

2007-01-16T12:58:00.000-05:00

[Pic of Rose McGowan on the red carpet is simply a different public spectacle.]

This is the greatest moment in this kid's life

2007-01-12T13:40:00.000-05:00

And I don't mean until now. I mean until he dies.

Jessica Biel & Derek Jeter

2007-01-12T13:33:00.000-05:00

If these two had a kid, it would rival Angelina & Brad's for genetic superiority. The Brangelina spawn would no doubt be prettier, but the Beiter kid would be pretty impressive, and its ass would no doubt have superpowers.

Celebrities are geniuses, as seen HERE

2006-12-19T18:57:00.000-05:00

Pic of Jessica has nothing to do with the link, but has everything to do with why I can't stand up right now.

A rare SNL bit of awesomeness HERE

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Names of things you didn't know had names HERE

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Acting Range on Exhibit HERE

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Peace on earth and goodwill to all, except HERE

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Quote of the Year HERE

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"He wanted to go to a motel in the Bronx where I would defecate on him, but I told him I was uncomfortable going to the Bronx."

She sure is versatile, and oh so cute, HERE

2006-11-21T17:32:00.000-05:00

Is there anything more handy than duct tape?

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Some seriously attractive tats HERE

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tattoos, i mean.

Did Britney divorce K-Fed via Text Message HERE?

2006-11-08T11:11:00.000-05:00

Now THAT is cool. Easily one of the best videos I've ever seen.

OK, if it's not "emaciated" you want...

2006-11-07T23:53:00.000-05:00

Altruism does a body good

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Does she ever not look stunning?

The Japanese continue to confuse me

2006-10-30T09:56:00.000-05:00

Fashion, Redux

2006-10-27T00:48:00.000-04:00

Sisters

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Jessica and Ashlee have similar fashion senses.

Now THIS looks like a good movie

2006-10-23T18:26:00.000-04:00

It's a wonderful life

2006-10-20T21:05:00.000-04:00

Everytime someone masturbates to Adriana Lima, an angel gets her wings.

Penis Name of the Month

2006-10-16T20:26:00.000-04:00

My Johansson.

Who needs a guy in Chicago?

2006-10-16T17:32:00.000-04:00

More of Jessica Biel's booty

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How the Killers got their name

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MySpace Awesomeness HERE

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be sure to view the comment.

MySpace Disaster HERE

2006-10-03T18:15:00.000-04:00

Celebrities are classy, Part 2

2006-10-02T20:04:00.000-04:00

"Paris" used to evoke thoughts of art, culture, and romance. Ha.

Celebrities are classy, as seen HERE

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Originally uploaded by incident_57.

Avril is so punk. Celebrities set the standard for class, which is why they are worshipped.

[Kelly Brook here, because she's not Avril. And she's Kelly Brook.]

Caption contest of the week

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Who IS she?

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she ain't no Kelly Brook. or the myspace classic below.

Another MySpace Classis HERE

2006-09-27T10:01:00.000-04:00

Handyman could use a helping hand

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PROVIDENCE, R.I. - A former handyman from North Providence who won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a malfunctioning penile implant may not get the money after a judge dismissed his claim...

The implant has caused Lennon to have an erection for 10 years.

The medical device maker's insurance company, National Union Fire Insurance Company, argued that since the device's now-defunct manufacturer, Dacomed Corp., can't be held liable for the device, it can't, either....
Lennon received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before the impotence drug Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.
But Lennon, 68, said he can't position his penis downward because the device is faulty, causing him pain and embarrassment.

"I'm suffering with it right now," he told The Providence Journal during a recent interview. "It never stops. It's like a constant headache."

[Kelly Brook photo is here just so I can empathize with him more.]

In honor of fashion week

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An interesting bikini design. Because I'm all about fashion.

Now THIS also is how to do Myspace

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Be sure to look at his pics, too.

Now THIS is how to do MySpace

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Jessica Biel continues her quest to distract me

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Now THIS is love

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There's something about Jessica's bag I really like

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I'm becoming quite the fashion expert, noticing these kinds of accessories. Don't you think?